OVERALL IMPRESSION: My take on Simon? Even with his “blue collar – straight from the trailers” look, this kid could very well be the new “Lucas” for the millennial Corbin Fisher fan base. And while my outlook on his potential is positive, my critique of this clip is….not so much. In his first time bottoming, Simon gives a super hot performance, but the editing and Zeb’s slightly-under-par performance mar what could have been a legendary scene. I am almost sure most of the viewers of this clip will find it fantastic. I’m picky about my porn, and as a fantasy, porn always works best when the scene runs as if you are in the room witnessing something fluid and natural. Whoever edited this scene didn’t get that “fly on the wall” memo. That said, to quote Harry Potter: “We expect great things from you”, Simon.
Somewhere between “Wank Worthy” and “Download & Watch Later”
PROS:
- Scene MVP Simon in just his second gay hardcore scene (he’s done a solo and TWO straight scenes) has advanced further and performed better than over ¾ of the recent newbies in the stable. The boy is a natural! Here he ticks all the boxes – hot moaning, gets fucked in all positions, great expressions (I’m convinced – he’s straight and has never been fucked before), is both a perfect active AND passive bottom. Excuse me while I wipe myself clean!
- SLEDGEHAMMER AND HELICOPTERS GALORE! In addition to being a performer that goes the extra mile, Simon’s cock pulls off two rare occurrences in ONE clip: the Sledgehammer (when a bottoms rock hard cock flops up and down and up and down) – see minutes 10:18 and 10:50 – and the Helicopter (when the bottoms cock swings around in a circle while getting fucked) – see 6:36 in the standing doggy and 10:07 in the reverse cowboy.
- “Breaking the fourth wall” (looking directly at the camera) is a rookie mistake but at the right moment, it’s PORN fantasy GOLD! Kinda like the performer is connecting with the viewer. Simon does it THREE times this video – see 5:40 and around 8:27 and during the phenomenal gape shot at the end, while Zeb does it on the sly in the reverse cowboy (watch very closely at around 10:40).
- Zeb’s money shot is all kinds of cummy coating on Simon’s freshly fucked hole, followed by two plunging creampie pokes. NICE!
CONS:
- My biggest complaint is the choppy editing here which kills the momentum. The performers within shots go from fucking really fast to suddenly moving very slow, or even bent, limp cocks that suddenly become hard in the next microsecond (through the magic of editing Zeb appears hard, but carefully watch the editing: it
- s clear there’s a lot of pinching off and bent cock which screams out “limp noodle”). And the transitions are confoundingly strange – again likely done to cover up inadequacies in the performance.
- AWFUL performer kinetics – Zeb fucks but then Simon moves himself out of position, there are hard edits and then suddenly they are repositioned. They seem to be working against each other at times in the video.
- Simon leaves oily face smudge marks on the mirror….ewwwwww.
- Blink and you will miss Simon’s cum shot…..I had to replay it twice to see it! Either Zeb’s cock gave Simon a prostate orgasm (which means more clear, watery prostatic fluid versus milky white cum) or this was the WORST. CUM SHOT. EVER! I didn’t even realize he came until a) I noticed drips of it on his torso and b) a bit of it came flying out of his cock head. #disappointed.
Hottest Moment: GAPE ALERT! Check at the end minute 16:04: Zeb rolls up Simon on his back and the camera zooms in for a shot of his used and wet hole. Only his second gay shoot and the boy even spreads his cheeks for a better view and breaks the fourth wall again (!) swoon