OVERALL IMPRESSION: I think the biggest surprise here is the fact that the owner and namesake of an international gay porn studio (that’s MR. Michael Lucas to you!) allowed the release of such a lackluster bareback scene that he performed in himself. Don’t get me wrong: there are moments here where Michael Lucas (referred to herein after as “ML”) – he of the impossibly smooth and almost vampirically young face, hot bod, and legendary uncut weapon of ass destruction – really turns up the juice, going to town on Lucas Knight’s delicious booty and enviable huge dong (which for the most part doesn’t really get super rock hard until the end). But the chemistry is just not there! Despite some hot splashes of kink, the awkward kissing, periodic stilted robotic fucking, odd camera-work and choices in editing (this beast of a clip runs 38 patience-straining minutes) give this scene a real “paint by numbers” feel with the admittedly HOT performers seemingly just going through the (porn) motions.
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- Having just recently joined Lucas Entertainment as a subscriber (and not having seen a Lucas clip in FOREVER), I love that this clip is chock full of great close up penetration shots. Thankfully the camera knows when to pan and zoom and when to sit static at the right times (I’m looking at your swooping cameras, SEAN CODY!)
- SCENE MVP goes to Lucas Knight – While I’m not too familiar with his work, I like his look, I like his kink-ability, I dig his butt-stuff-ability….and DAT AZZ!!!!! Plus it helps he’s hung….big time!
- Best sex positions? Things REALLY cook in the Cowboy portions of the fucking (Lucas can really bounce and ML certainly LOVES spreading that ass and fucking up into him hard) and my favorite: the Crab Position (which also seems to be a favored, hole-wrecking choice for ML as well).
- Gapes and drippy holes, OH MY!!!!! At various points in the fucking, we get treated to the sight of Lucas’ winking and gaping hole, as well as lube and saliva dripping off and out of that warm and sweet fuckhole.
- Snowballing fans rejoice – the video closes with one wet, voluminous snowball between the two performers albeit brief.
- Too much shakiness in the camera shots in the opening
- Again, this clip could have done with some judicious editing – it’s 38 minute running time could have been cropped to maximize the momentum and “fly on the wall”/real time feel of the encounter. I found myself watching the clock in the oral and rimming section and wanting the clip to move on towards the tail end of the Cowboy portion.
- Someone tell the camera operator (or at least get multiples in the room) that when action starts to happen – GET COVERAGE!!!! At several points in the clip, action is occurring either out of frame or blocked by the bodies, once the action becomes obvious to the viewer, the camera should try to cover but instead, the camera doesn’t pan or even move to catch the action.
- Awkward, awkward kissing: at times when the dudes are kissing, it literally looks like they are just placing their lips on each others’ lips. Really weird and dispassionate (contrast this with the close ups where ML is literally tongue fucking Lucas’ mouth. Jarring!)
- What’s up with that Quarter Dick action? Maybe it’s because I don’t have an uncut cock, but through 85% of the clip, only about a quarter of ML’s cock seems to get servicing whether it’s oral (I kept waiting for a deep throat that NEVER happened) or getting stuffed into Lucas’ mancave (it isn’t until the end that Lucas even tries any balls deep action and at that it’s like halfway). I know for DAMN SURE ML can be aggressive and take charge, and there was none of that here! which leads me to my next con…
- Lack. Of. Chemistry.
- WTF? At 13:01 ML pauses and appears to be meticulously picking something….hair, lint, fecal matter, dried lube, dust balls…SOMETHING out of Lucas’ crack. Creepy.
- During the first fucking portion, the audio goes a little bit wonky and out of sync. (also when I stream Lucas clips, the audio always seems to cut out halfway through the clip, leading to a series of Lucy inspired reload, fast foward, reload, scream and make face moments. hrrrrrmmmmmm)
- Minute 23:56: *swoon* As ML is fucking Lucas cowboy, we get to see lube drip straight out of Lucas’ hole and stream down the length of ML’s cock.
- GO, ML! At minute 26:17, ML, while fucking that sweet ass, pulls Lucas’ cheeks apart and fucks up into him while fingering around the hole and teasing the shaft of his own cock with his fingers.
- GAPE ALERT! 29:10 and beyond we get some frame worthy shots of Lucas’ gaping and winking hole.
- Splash zone – Lucas’ cum shot is a supersoaker of a biggie: I counted 12 huge sprays everywhere…and I mean everywhere. They shoot at least 2 feet or more. Just. WOW.