REVIEW on 2 scenes 2 hot 2 not 2 wank 2 by Alias74

I watch a "crap ton" of porn – straight, gay, bi, transgender, fetish, BDSM, lesbian, gonzo, gang-bang – so it takes a lot to not only make me sit up and pay attention (a little rough these days with what's passing as "gay" porn) but rare is the clip that makes me wanna whip it out and just release all over the keyboard and desk. Without further ado, here are two recent clips that are WANK (and subscription) WORTHY!!!!


Corbin Fisher: Tampa – Connor and Quinn Swap Loads

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As part of yet another travelogue (which is honestly incidental since NONE of the travelogue scenes really showcase the city the guys are in), Corbin Fisher pairs up two of its legends – cock and cum-hungry Quinn with retired and recently married Connor to spectacular results. Quinn blazes a trail through the clip, aggressively impaling himself on Connor's (still) drool-worthy cock any way he can – gagging and slurping out loud deep throats and bouncing, backing up, and taking it balls-deep in his beautifully gaping, well travelled and talented hole. For his part, Connor gets off on the ability to just take what he wants, powerfucking Quinn and man-handling him in service of getting off. Dirty talk, a hot (if possibly faked) ATM, oral cum shots, and snowballing make for one of the hottest clips CF has put out recently.

THINGS TO WATCH FOR:

  • Connor and others at CF have often said they try to infuse clips with some of the hot gonzo straight stuff they like: witness the facefucking, powerfucking, choking, fish-hook, and lifted leg pose.
  • Connor sadly does a straight boy schtick on Quinn…dirty talk, slapping, spanking…and even when he licks up Quinn’s cum and snowballs him, you can see him (not so) stealthily pushing the cum out of his mouth into and onto Quinn’s face and body.
  • Quinn only wilts boner wise ONCE and even then it’s not readily seen by the camera.
  • While the reverse cowboy portion is undeniably hot and showcases Quinn’s ripped physique, the doggy style fuck (particularly 12:50 to 13:59 and beyond) is hot – there’s even an artsy sunflare into the lens as the camera pans around (take THAT, Cockyboys)!
  • HISTORIC RARITY – 17:10 to 18:37 is a single take, unedited transition into missionary fuck to cum shot to licking snowball maneuver. GO, QUINN!
  • Quinn takes Connor’s load (larger than most of his thimble full spillings) in his mouth and swallows it up hungrily – no pansy ass spitting it out (!)

NOTE: while I can't tell if the ATM here is faked, the BEST ATM in recent history with CF is from Rowan and Tanner uncut – Tanner clearly goes in a single unbroken take from being fucked to turning around and ATM'ing Rowan’s uncut cock – no wiping, no stroking then sucking, no cut, no edit!

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Sean Cody: Dean and David Bareback

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Surrender to the bromance that is SC ginger hunk David fucking energizer bunny-tasmanian devil doppelganger Dean into oblivion. I'm not gonna be famous for this opinion but here it is: these two SC legends-in-the-making have zero problem pouring 100% of themselves into something they will likely do 0% off camera. I'm basing it on the usual one minute takes, choppy editing, roving camera that can't sit still, the fact that David has to keep pulling out and slamming into Dean's hole to maintain his boner, and the far-out, histrionic performances (watch the volume on Dean's theatrical loud moaning and whimpering and the bro-code dirty talk). All minor quibbles because this is a seriously wank worthy scene brimming with off-the-charts sexual energy – there's making out, tonguing, slam-fucks, and crazy, eye-gouging cum rocket money shots! I blew my load 14:00 minutes in and that's well before Dean's late in the game, power bottom boost as he hungrily gets missionary fucked within an inch of his life.

THINGS TO WATCH FOR:

  • David's hottest feature besides his adorable sense of humor? No….not his rimming skills and prolific back and ass acne…it’s his delicious, pink, veiny cock! He wields that thing like a weapon and pile-drive fucks, pulls out and stabs, and creampies the shit out of Dean’s mangina.
  • Speaking of Dean, I love his loud moans and hyperventilating bottom style; here his reactions are priceless – he even throws in a vaunted "exorcist eye-roll".   
  • The short lived 69 has a really hot moment at 8:38 – 9:22 where David crams his tongue into Dean’s hole and then fingers his hole, shoving his cheeks apart.
  • ONE OF THE HOTTEST ORAL CUM SHOTS IN SC HISTORY – at 13:44, David unloads the mother of all cum shots on Dean's face, throwing 6 huge gigantic ropes up, over and all over (two of which land directly in Dean’s mouth who subsequently spits it out onto his chest). NOTE: you can hear David giggle over the size of his cumshot and hitting Dean in the eyes at 13:48.
  • Gaping wrecked hole stage left: At 20:44 and 21:12 we get treated to brief shots of Dean's hole, all gaped and blasted open from all the fucking. And I swear the camera man very creepily whispers "let me see".
  • Nice pre show shenanigans and a hot behind the scenes tag wherein viewers can see Dean's precum drips; David's tutorial on how to rim "like a zombie", Dean ripping a mean burn on David’s penis size, and the priceless coining of the slang phrase for cum -  "bro-tein".

[Sean Cody is officially on twitter, thanks to Kevin for the heads up]

17 thoughts on “REVIEW on 2 scenes 2 hot 2 not 2 wank 2 by Alias74

  1. I ENJOYED watching both of these VIDEOS….and equally enjoyed reading your expertly written critique. … which are always filled with the intricate details that are often missed by the Everyday-Viewer (like myself).
    Thanks for SHARING…..and thank you DENZ for posting Alias74’s analogy on two of my favorite Studios updates. 🙂 🙂 🙂

  2. I liked the CF scene and LOVED the SC scene – David and Dean were both freaking hot and acted like they were into each other. One of SC’s best scenes of the year!
    CF’s Connor looked like he just phoned it in. Don’t get me wrong the guy is HOT, has a nice dick and knows how to fuck, but he lacked any true connection with Quinn. Quinn on the other hand, totally saved this scene, not only has his body become extremely ripped recently, he always looks like he is having a good time. As he is openly gay, I don’t think he gets the attention he deserves. So many people seem to be into the “str8” guys!
    Alias74 – you nailed this review!

  3. good review Alias74. I remember in a previous review with David that you thought he really likes man sex. I guess it does not matter or none of my business but i don’t get that people think that he’s not into this. He’s to passionate especially in the kissing department and you are right about his sense of humour.
    Dean on the other hand i totally get it. strictly all for performance . loved seeing David eating his butt.

  4. I think i actually preferred the scene from CF because i think the guys are hotter and i did not feel like Connor was phoning it in, i actually think he loved that Quinn was all over him.
    Quinn usually takes the scene to another level and i think it has to do with him being gay and knowing what men like, his scene with Colt was also very hot and Colt was the bottom in that one and he looked like he loved being used by someone who knew what to do. I also recommend the two scenes with Adam topping Kennedy and Colt, Adam is also gay and knows what men like and both Kennedy and Colt were both very submissive bottoms.

  5. SC wins hands down, looks like David is starting to play more for our side in this one and Dean, methinks, is on our team–just brilliant.

  6. I don’t see how anyone could think otherwise about Dean… I mean, you’d have to be blind. Just look at his scenes with other gay performers (Duncan or Porter).
    Maybe this reviewer ought to cut down on the tranny lesbian porn (or I dunno, start having gay sex himself), and then he’ll know what genuine interactions between gay men look like.

  7. I have to agree with you. I know a lot of the guys have girlfriends etc and i m sure a lot of them would identify as leaning towards the straighter end of the spectrum but i just don’t get his point about the models on the Sean Cody film. my gaydar isn’t always the most reliable but i aint stupid either . Straight men do not go on camera behind the scenes and talk about their love of eating a guys ass and then demonstrate how exactly to do it… If they do then I’m moving to America,.

  8. Joe you are damn right and ‘Straight men do not go on camera behind the scenes and talk about their love of eating a guys ass and then demonstrate how exactly to do it’ Guys David and Dean are gay and acting straight for our entertainment enough said.

  9. Hey,Loki…I’ve been with the same man in a monogamous relationship for 16 years and married legally for two. You don’t know me…don’t presume to fucking know me…and stop projecting your shallow one dimensional view of sexuality on me. Apparently you may be in need of examining how gayen really interact with one another.

  10. Wow…you gotta love when people who buy into the whole “they’re 100% straight” bullshit call OTHER people one-dimensional.
    Believing “straight” men have sex with other men for ANY reason doesn’t make you more open-minded or progressive or tolerant or dynamic. It makes you gullible, naive, delusional, pathological, or simply unaware of what the word “straight” means to 99.99999% of the population.
    Keep drinking that gay4pay kool aid and reinforcing heterosexual privilege. It’s so amusing to witness. Pathetic but amusing.

  11. It would be a lot more entertaining for a GAY porn blog to feature reviews by someone who isn’t sooooooooo obsessed with “STRAIGHT” men.
    Makes about as much sense as giving out an award for best hip-hop performance at a country music awards show.

  12. I do agree that Loki’s comments might have been a bit direct and personal. However i think your reaction is way over the top . I have always enjoyed your reviews and your sense of humour but this time there seems to be inconsistency in your thinking. Last June you reviewed a Sean Cody film and one of your cons was about one of the models (who is also in this latest review )being billed as “straight” when you suspected he was not. You also said this on another occasion about the same model as a comment on a thread. of course you have a right to change your mind but it just seems really weird that you have done a you turn and are now being all defensive about it the very subject.

  13. Nah, I don’t think it was over the top. It fits my style of writing. 😉
    Um…yeah: I wouldn’t say I’m obsessed with “straight” men; I’m actually more obsessed with biguys (recently I met some really hot guys in real life who copped to being bisexual even though they are currently dating women – FASCINATING). And I do get that I’m inconsisent – first of all the vascilating and wondering over their sexuality is really kinda part of the fun isn’t it? No need to really take it all so seriously – IT’S PORN!!!!! But watching these two interact, I just was struck by how they are really really playing up aspects of things that were hinted at in past scenes.
    I mean who really knows? And frankly who really cares? Bottom line: They’re both hot. The clip was hot. I’ve actually rubbed myself raw over it several times.
    I mentioned people are gonna hate me for my opinion so I should have expected these flaming comments to come out. And I suppose I reacted to more to the “he doesn’t know his porn or homo-ness” a little personally but hey: At least I’m not cracking wise and flaming hard like Zach Sire. You want Burn Book style comments….head on over to his blog.

  14. Also I’m guess I’m gonna need a thicker skin when my review blog goes live on its planned release date next year.

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