REVIEW on Randy Blue’s “Fuckin’ In The USA” by Alias74

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Bottom Line:  Randy Blue, the venerable and pioneering "original internet-content" gay porn studio, appears to be ushering in a bareback phase, pairing Dane Stewart and Brendan Patrick in the first new scene in a while (and the first for 2017). I'm sad to report it's not earth-shatteringly ground-breaking nor is it a particularly "good" scene – it's flawed and comes off as very amateur and low budget. If all of that was an intentional "throw back" to the hey-day of when Randy Blue started (yes…that is a Nagel reprint on the wall), consider it a grave miscalculation given the more glossily-shot, sharper hi def of its competition's clips AND the progress Randy Blue itself made in terms of crafting hot gay porn. The silver lining? Even with the chintzy set and poor lighting, the editing and camera work is actually quite good (FINALLY! A studio that understands editing around action and maintaining momentum), and Stewart is a big-dicked tall drink of water who manages some (short-lived) heat with Irish sex pig Patrick. Sadly, despite best efforts (especially Patrick who really shines here), the scene distractingly misses the mark more often than hitting it. I remain hopeful for the future though.

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Full disclosure: I am a full on, dyed in the wool fan of Brendan Patrick. Even if he didn't have that pants-dissolving, boner-inducing Irish accent, I'd still fall for this gorgeous, hirsute hottie (I love it when butt cheeks are hairy). No doubt about it – Patrick is the SCENE MVP here, doing most of the heavy lifting for the scene. But damn if he isn't impressive getting throatfucked roughly by Stewart and taking every inch of Stewart’s cock in his hole, rarely backing off like most of his contemporaries. It's a mighty shame that the hi definition photography here works painfully against Patrick, exposing a ton of distracting flaws that diminish the impact of his gonzo-good performance.

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Even though he claims to have been doing porn for three years, I'm only familiar from Dane Stewart's gay work through All American Heroes and Active Duty. Allegedly from Delaware and a former Marine, Stewart is fucking HOT! Tall, lean, huge cock, and a really sexy nose, blinding white teeth…did I mention his huge cock? The tats are bit much, and he's sporting some gnarly (read: ugly) scalp tats on the side of his head. Personally, Stewart felt a little "cold fish" for most of this video, and for someone who claims to enjoy playing around with guys, Stewart DOESN'T suck cock here. While he dominates in the oral portion of the scene (particularly his deep-dive rimming), his topping skills are less dominating (move your hips, DANE!!!!!!). Sigh…being hot-looking and having a huge cock ain't much if you can't fuck.

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What Worked:

  • Patrick gets roughly throat fucked by Stewart – much slobbering, head grabbing, and noisy sounds ensue.
  • Stewart rims and tongue fucks like a pro. No….REALLY! More dudes should follow his lead.
  • Patrick is a full on sex pig and practically begs for that cock (!)

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  • Great cumshot from Stewart even if the editing cleverly hides it’s well after Patrick splatters his own hairy torso with spunk.
  • Though heavily intercut, the editing is spot on – preserving action between cuts and maintaining continuity and momentum. SEAN CODY, PAY ATTENTION!
  • Several good pans and camera moves (even correcting within shots to focus more on the action.

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What Didn't Work:

  • Stewart doesn’t suck dick. So much for "I like to play around with guys".
  • Tops that fuck like stiff robots? No thanks. Brush up on those skills, Dane…we’re waiting on your "porn star" status at this point.
  • Patrick's taint and balls look red, irritated, and unsightly….like Gaga's meat dress. It's painfully distracting. And kinda GROSS.

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  • DAT. CHEAP. SET.
  • If this is a high def camera, why does everything look like kinda dead and lifeless, shot through a dirty filter? It’s like two steps up from VHS. WTF?!!?!?
  • Bad lighting mars a lot of the shots in the beginning; that side angle doesn’t do anyone any favors for capturing the action.
  • I don't know who the interviewer is….but he's……creepy.
  • Who ordered the "Oscar the Grouch" pillow?

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Hottest Moments:

  • Throat Fuck Extravaganza: WOW!!!! Patrick’s mouth absolutely gets abused and used – Check 11:37 and beyond and again from 12:06 – 12:47 for some of the roughest mouth fucking with lots of gaggy, slobbery sounds.

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  • Salad Tossing: At minute 15:00 and beyond, watch as Stewart rims Patrick deeper and hotter than even most of the gayest of gay porn stars. He segues to a rough finger fucking of Patrick’s hot butt and returns to more tongue stabbing and motorboating.
  • POP goes the Patrick: Listen close at 16:47 for the POP as Stewart pushes his cock into Patrick’s hole.

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  • Slip out: Maybe Stewart really needs to brush up on his topping. Witness minutes 19:23 – 19:55 – Stewart is steady banging that hot Irish butt and yet slips out TWICE needing to slap his cock and shove back in.

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  • Go, Brendan! Patrick….ever the pro…pops off onto his hairy torso while Dane fucks him in an uncut shot starting at 23:16. His ejaculation forces Stewart out briefly but he pushes back in and keeps fucking.

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11 thoughts on “REVIEW on Randy Blue’s “Fuckin’ In The USA” by Alias74

  1. For the most part I agree with you…but I would go a little farther and say do not download. I just never got into Brendan Patrick, but after seeing his taint & balls, I honestly had to stop watching the video. Why would a studio allow a model to work in that condition?? As far as Dane Stewart, what a hot guy who allowed his addiction to tats go too far, seriously a tat on his skull? WTF?? Performance wise I was not expecting much after his recent AD scene, which was horrible. What a POOR restart for RB!

  2. “…appears to be ushering in a bareback phase…” Excuse me??? Have you forgotten the absolutely fabulous bareback scenes by Atticus, Malachi, and others?!? I haven’t!!!

  3. I agree, the point of porn is to titillate, not leave the viewer focusing on the state of Brendan Patrick’s never regions. I don’t know if it was stubble rash, an std, or a bad case of eczema, but that is all I could focus on. Epic fail if this was to signify a re-branding.

  4. This site so jumped the shark. Once it went European and gave up on finding American guys, it became more gay for pay then ever. Lost all appeal. It had a moment there with some great stuff, but only a moment.

  5. White, muscular white men with tons of tats (particularly in odd places) almost always equals: nut-job who will probably have sex with anything to indulge their megalomania/bank account. That may be prejudice but it almost is never not true.
    I saw some of the scene. Pretty lame stuff.

  6. The website used to be so classy. High quality videos, all-American performers, who were really hot and hunky…now they’re grubby and mostly out-sourced.
    Reese Rideout, Chris Rockway, Xander Scott (RIP)…it’s now become an absolute joke.

  7. I do remember that.
    You are right….the phrase is probably not worded correctly. I guess what I really meant was….first new scene in a year and they seem to be going in the bareback direction with new scenes.

  8. “Download and watch later” is the more PC version of my negative rating. It used to be “SKIP IT!” but after talking to several bloggers I was told that blasting a video isn’t going to get clicks or affiliate sales.
    Truthfully I figured if that “other blog” can snarkily reject and tear apart scenes, why can’t I? But I honestly take a different approach in terms of critique than he does.
    Whaddya think? Go back to “Skip It” now that my review blog is kinda dead at this point?
    Hoping Denz let’s me come back to post more reviews.

  9. My thought was extreme razor burn. Let’s not mince words….BP is HAIRY! So I imagine if he did shave everywhere and twice to get it all I can imagine it would be that red.
    Two things: 1) thinking of him shaving, does that mean Dane really needed it smooth down there to get in the mind set? Still not really buying he’s bisexual.
    2) HD cameras in my experience pull towards red and need color adjustment depending on the lighting and such. It could have just been a glitch easily color corrected in post but how come no one caught that?!!?!?

  10. Oooo that groin rash is beyond gross. I can never look at Brendan Patrick the same after seeing that.

  11. Ok, that rash or whatever is totally nasty and the fact they shot this scene with him looking like that speaks volumes. My how the mighty have fallen. RB was top of the heap just a few short years ago. They had the hottest models, the most versatile guys and almost every scene was a winner. Now??? There are no words for this mess of a site. Let’s hope they continue to release “American” scenes with higher quality guys….

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