The text below is an email I received from Doktor Avalanche.
College Boy Physicals just released a new scene called “Eli returns.” It is a great scene, but better than that, HILARIOUS.
The “patient” (I assume Eli) is sitting in the doctor’s office, and the “doctor” asks him what brings him to the clinic.
The patient replies that he has a stomach ache.
The doctor then asks him, what did you eat last?
The patient says, “Some Barilla pasta,” to which the doctor responds, “I’m surprised you don’t have diarrhea.”