Michael Lachlan Returns to Suck and Fuck Raw With Dylan James by Alias74

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OVERALL IMPRESSION: Dylan James ticks all the boxes that make my mangina wet: muscles, alpha male attitude, tats, piercing crystal blue eyes, bubble butt, banana dick (reminds me of Bo Dean of “Cocksuremen fame”). But those hoping for an auspicious, versatile gay porn debut – THIS AIN’T IT! James definitely gives off that “straight guy” vibe in the sack (although he has surprising cock-sucking prowess), but to say he “gets fucked” is a mere technicality – really he plugs himself with Michael Lachlan’s cock and just plants it there. yawn. Lachlan (or “Lach” as I like to call him) does all the heavy lifting, hungrily sucking and taking James’ cock to the hilt in that amazing, muscular ass. The man just exudes sexual charisma. Despite the shortcomings, James definitely connects with Lach (the two are clearly into each other), and dude can definitely fuck, but his performance is marked by as many pluses as minuses. Having him “bottom” in this debut clip was a severe misstep. Still the chemistry between the two and Lach’s performance makes it….

(MARGINALLY) WANK WORTHY.

Things to Look Out For:

  • Fucking hot Dylan James – Those eyes, that cock, those tats, that fuck style (balls deep, hunkered down gorilla-grudge fuck), James is undeniably hot. And the fact that he can suck dick AND take a cum shot to the mouth (albeit with a huge uncomfortable gag) means he has potential. Just work on getting fucked (!)
  • SCENE MVP Michael Lachlan= an Aussie Michael Fassbender. I have yet to see a bad performance from this cat who, at times here, seems uncomfortable taking all of James’ cock, but as Lach says “sometimes you have to have the pleasure with the pain.”
  • The chemistry between the two is thick, palpable, and HOT!
  • Bubble butt fans take note – Lach rims and fingers James’ hott butt. DELICIOUS!

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Things I Couldn’t Have Done Without:

  • HD is rough, y’all – Overly yellow makeup on both performers’ faces as well as BACNE (back acne) to the max on James (!) Plus he has all these weird cuts on his hands and fingers…and yuck….fungal, black finger nails.
  • “Straight guy vibe”, stage left – As hot as James is, for half of this clip he gives off a very “straight guy” vibe in the first part of the fucking. Content to let Lach do all the work, not really fucking but just lifting Lach’s ass up and down on his cock. Feels very straight porn to me.
  • #BOTTOMFAIL – Clearly, dude was not taking cock very well. James is visibly uncomfortable getting fucked. Also there are lots of quick cut edits, almost no closeup entry or penetration shots, and for the most part, there’s NARY fucking: we see Lach’s cock planted in James’ ass, but NO movement from either James or Lach (!) WHY IS THIS EVEN ON FILM?!?!?!?!!?!!?

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Hottest Moments:

  • 15:18 and beyond – The 9th Wonder of the World – Lach’s hott butt, flexing, undulating, and grinding on Dylan’s cock. JUST. WOW.
  • 21:54 and beyond – Priceless reactions on Lach’s part as James fucks him deep….deep….deep.
  • 27:11 – rejoice as we get treated to some closeup shots of James delectable butt and gaping asshole as Lach rims away.
  • 32:15 and beyond – James gives a hot splatter of a cum shot (and loud….watch the volume), then creampies Lach and makes him clean his cock off. 

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